One day a couple years ago, some of my students all started mumbling and giggling during reading. I went over to reprimand them. "What's the problem?" I started.
"SOMEBODY LET A STINK BOMB!" one kid literally screamed.
"IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE AND EGGS!" another confirmed.
Trying to quash this outburst, I snapped, "It couldn't possibly be that--" and that's when I got within range of the fart. "OH GOD!" I blurted involuntarily. "Oh, man, you're right, it does . . .what do you kids EAT in the morning?"
Elementary kids in Brooklyn say the dangedest things
Friday, October 30, 2009
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