This weekend I finally shaved off a beard I've had a little over two years now. So the entire time I've taught my class I've been bearded. I knew I'd have some weird reactions, but some of them have been downright bizarre.
Savior: "You look like a white dude." (Uuuhhhh . . .I am one.)
Cheyenne: "You look like a manniquin."
Damaris (covering her eyes): "It BURNS, it BURNS!" She later tried to make a beard out of her scarf for me.
Johanny came at me with a marker saying: "It's weird. Let me give you a mustache again."
Elementary kids in Brooklyn say the dangedest things