Maylene has become obsessed with the computer. Today she asked to be on it and said she'd be really nice to me if I let her. I was hesitant. She then offered to write me a paragraph about how great I am. This I had to see. Now you can, too.
Mr. Rice is so awesome he makes women vomit. Mr. Rice is a dork but he has good thoughts of women. Mr. Rice is handsome and he loves to eat children. Mr. Rice is nice and that's why his name is Mr. Rice the nice guy who likes children.I can't deny the vomiting part.
A lot of my kids are getting into having email. And they figured out my email and write me every now and then. We were going to have a party at the end of the day as a reward for reaching a certain behavior goal. I find this email from Nasir.
I have no idea why he types like a poem.I'm ready yo party this afternoonso.........hurry up with the foodone morethingpleasecancelhomeworksoeveryonecanhaveagoodtimeyouandms.biondicandowhatevryouwantexceptfortorcherussohaveagoodtimeatthepartyOHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, of course, to top it off, during the party Savior says, "You know what this party needs? Alize."
After I was done laughing, I, for perhaps the hundredth time this month, replied, "Inappropriate, Savior."