So my class has a minor obsession with my softball team. Recently, they've been asking if they can come see a game. They can't, because the season is over. "Well how about in May?" they asked.
"Well, the games are at night."
"You could make a special trip!"
"But I can't take you guys out at night."
"Have a game during the day!"
"Well, everyone has jobs they can't leave."
That stumped them for a while. Then Glenis thought of the obvious solution. "Pretend someone on the team died, so everyone can take a day off."
Elementary kids in Brooklyn say the dangedest things